Alright blogosphere, I am asking everyone in the iGerardFTW for your help. I NEED A HALLOWEEN COSTUME! I’ve been thinking all month, browsed countless pages, and looked at thousands of Facebook photos from Halloween parties and have STILL come up empty. I want something incredibly witty, something original. Well, it doesn’t necessarily have to be original but I want to get a few chuckles at the party. I’ve seen a few great ideas based on internet memes and I don’t think I’d be that scared to walk outside the house with a few of those on.
I don’t care if you think your idea is stupid or too silly, I need all the help I can get.
The commenter with the best idea gets some sort of swag, seriously. 
